Saturday, January 15, 2011

 

Pennsylvania - This is the good life

August 12

Today I moved into my new house in the state of Pennsylvania. So peaceful! Everything here is so beautiful! The mountains are majestic. I can hardly wait to see them covered in snow. I am so happy I left behind the heat, humidity, traffic, violence, floods, pollution and those impolite Brazilians from São Paulo. This is the good life!

October 14

Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place I have seen in my life. The leaves go through every tone of color between red and orange. It is so good to have four seasons. We go for a walk in the woods and for the first time I saw a deer. They are so swift, so elegant, that is one of the nicest looking animals I have ever see. This here must be heaven. I hope snow comes soon. This is the good life!

November 11

Pretty soon the deer hunting season will start. I can not imagine how anyone could kill one of these creations of God. Winter is here already. I hope snow comes soon. This is the good life!

December 2

It snowed yesterday. I woke up and found everything covered with a white layer. It's like a postcard... a photograph. I went out to shovel the snow off the steps and driveway. I rolled on the snow and played snowball fight with the neighbors (I won) and when the plow truck came I had to shovel again. The snow is beautiful. It's like cotton balls spreading everywhere. What a beautiful place! Pennsylvania is the good life!

December 12

Last night it snowed again. So enchanting. The plow truck made a mess in my driveway again, but oh well... what can we do, anyway. This is the good life!

December 19

Last night it snowed again. I could not completely clean up the end of my driveway because, before I was done, the plow truck came, so today I could not leave to work. I am a bit tired of shoveling this snow. Damn plow truck! But, what a life!

December 22

Last night snow fell again... My hands are all callused because of that shovel. I believe the plow truck watches me from the corner and waits until I am done shoveling to come by. Motherfucker!

December 25

Merry white Christmas, but really white, because it is full of white shit. Fagot! If I put my hands on the son of a bitch who drives that plow truck, I swear I kill him. I don't understand why they don put more salt on the streets for this shitty ice to melt faster.

December 27

Last night more white shit fell. It's been three days I can't leave the house. I do nothing else in life but to shovel this snow after the crap of the plow truck comes by. I can not go anywhere. The car is buried under a mountain of white shit. The TV news said tonight we will have another 10 inches of snow fall. I can't believe this!

Dezembro 28

The stupid news were wrong again! It weren't 10 inches of snow... it fell 34 more inches of this shit! Go fuck yourself! This way the snow will not melt all the way through summer. Now the problem is the plow truck broke near here and the son of a bitch of the driver came to ask me for a shovel. Bastard! I told him I have already broken 6 of them cleaning the shit he left me each day. Then I broke the shovel on the head of that asshole. Shit. Damn, Fuck!

January 4

Finally today I was able to leave the house. I went to buy food and and shitty deer jumped in front of my car and I ran him over. Fuck! It will cost me like 3 thousand dollars to fix the car. This shitty animals should all be poisoned. I wish the hunters had killed them all last year. The hunting season should last all year long.

March 15

I slipped on the ice that still covers this fucking city and broke my leg. Last night I had a dream I was under a coconut tree.

May 3

When they took off the cast I took the car to the mechanic. HE said the floor was all rusty underneath because of the damn salt they throw on the streets. Don't these fagots have another way to melt the ice?

May 10

I moved back to São Paulo. This is the good life! How wonderful! Heat, humidity, traffic, violence, floods, pollution and lack of manners. The truth is that anyone who thinks about living in shitty Pennsylvania, solitary and cold, is a retard... or a fagot, or must be just plain crazy! This here is the good life!!!

simplyvee79 - 9:24 PM

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